i just realized this okay
a random baby fell out of the sky and killed bro fucking striders horse so you know what he did he chopped that horse up all by himself and made a fucking bib out of its stomach to give to this random baby
bro fucking strider
i JUST REALIZED THAT BRO IS CARRYING THE HORSE
hE’S CaRrYING THE FUckING HORSE!??!?!????
BRO FUCKIGN STRIDER MAN PICKING UP DEAD HORSES WITH ONE ARM AND SLICING THROUGH METEORS WITHA FUCKIN SWORD